For all you wackadoos who love weird-ass movies, I’ve compiled a list of my favorites.
So, little Amelie, your bones aren’t made of glass. You can take life’s knocks. If you let this chance go by, eventually your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So… Go and get him, for pete’s sake!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it.
I believe death is only a door, when it closes, another opens. If I care to imagine heaven. I would imagine a door opening. And behind it, I would find him there, waiting for me.
Scott Pilgrim VS the World
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Caroline: If you have the audacity… the… inaccuracy… to describe me as “ethereal,” as some flawless, perfect thing, then fuck you.
Caroline: No, fuck you. You don’t know anything about me. The only reason you think I am ethereal is because all we do is have sex and flirt and have sex.
Barry: There is more to you than that.
Caroline: I know that! I know! But I’m not here to save you. I’m the main character of my life!
A Beautiful Life
If I die tomorrow, I’ll have no regrets because I have seen you.
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah… I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
I accelerate down a road I have not yet traversed. I travel beyond the red walls of a home I can not again call my home.
It occurred to me then, that perhaps the reason for my growth was I was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can’t have an ordinary-sized life.
Safety Not Guaranteed
Kenneth: To go it alone, or to go with a partner. When you choose a partner, you have to have compromises and sacrifices, but it’s the price you pay. Do I want to follow my every whim and desire as I make my way through time and space? Absolutely. But at the end of the day, do I need someone when I’m doubting myself and I’m insecure, and *my* heart’s failing me? Do I need someone who, when the heat gets hot, has my back?
Darius: So, do you?
Kenneth: I do.
Stranger Than Fiction
This might not mean anything to you, but I think I’m in a tragedy.
If I’m a pussy, I’m about to have the best lesbian sex of my life in there.
We’re gonna drink this one to Ozzie. A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours.
Dana Barrett: I want you inside me.
Dr. Peter Venkman: It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.
Our love is God, let’s go get a Slushie.
Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me – I’m Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I’m as harmless as cherry pie…
Frankenstein: STAND BACK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HE’S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN!
Frau Blücher: It’s not rotten! It’s a good brain!
Frankenstein: IT’S ROTTEN, I TELL YOU! ROTTEN!
The Monster: [lunging at Dr. Frankenstein] RRAAAAAAAA!
Igor: Ixnay on the ottenray.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Mole: I just want to see… a little sunshine.
Mr. Fox: But you’re nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely open on a good day.
Mole: I’m sick of your double talk, we have rights!
Mary and Max
[Cigarette] butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent.
Steven, you drive like my fucking grandma! Wait… that’s actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!